YAY I CAN FINALLY BLOG. I don't know what's wrong with my other computer; it doesn't allow me to blog, for some stupid reason or the other.

My auntie choked on this sausage roll flake and she was COUGHING her lungs out.

Gogo Doris: "*COUGHCOUGHCOUGHCOUGHCOUGHCOUGH*"
Tammy: *Hides behind refrigerator in the kitchen*
Granny: "Go give her water."
Tammy: *Shakes head*
Gogo Doris: "*COUGHCOUGHCOUGHCOUGH* *RETCHRETECHRETCH*"
Tammy: "AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! SHE'S GONNA BLOW! *Peers over the refrigerator*"
Vicki: "STOP SCREAMING, YOU ALMOST BURSTED MY EARDRUMZ."

AHAHAHA, it was scary though, she was red. Like really. Ahhhh~

Anyways, for these past few days in which I have not been blogging, I will update. Hahaha, but its not like my life is interesting of any sort, I'm leading a boring life. Homeworkhomework, assignments and more assignments.

Stabbity stab stab yes? Yes.

Anyhoo.

Monday:
School. Was. A. Bum. It was actually cold, I was shivering in classes ): Annnnnnnd, it wasn't a bad day actually, I forgot what I did. But I did remember getting out of Homework Club TWO TIMES. See how God loves me. HAHAHA, okayokay, jokes.

Tuesday:
I dunno what happened either. I got out of Homework Club once again. I did my homework like a diligent girl after I came home from school. I started on my written work and then my D&T.

Yes, I do Design and Tech and IT SUCKS, I have so much computer work to do. Ahh, my poor eyes and fingers typing the DEATH out of it.

Today:
I was SO tired when I went to English Extension. I slept last night at like 12 am and woke up at 6.30 am thinking it was only 12.05 am.

It serz felt like 5 minutes. I was SO tired.

We didn't know that we had class in Ov101, so we like waiting while the other class was piling into Mr. Breen's classroom, so we were just like waiting around.

And we kinda knew that we were in Ov101, but we serz didn't feel like going so. You know.

Tried playing truancy. But Ben (again) had to call us in and make me shiver in the damn cold classroom.

When I reached school I was zoning out, I had no idea what Mrs. McInnes was talking about. Moors, Venetians, Soldiers, Wives, Relationships, Cyprus... blablablaaaa~

And it WAS SO COLD, and dumb Tammy forgot about her jumper ): So she went into class cold and GUESS WHAT?!!!?!?!?!?!!
Mrs. McInnes has the air-conditioning on x_______x and she was warm. Omg, somone should shed some fat and give it to me.

And the grass cutter dude was shredding grass and IT WAS SO FUNNY. He kept cutting the metal bases so it made really LOUD noises and half of the time, we couldn't hear what she was talking about.

I was dead-set COLD. Ben was laughing at me; thank you very much Ben. And so during discussion time I was paying him out, in some way or the other.

Mrs. McInnes: "So, who do you think is the blame for bad relationships, the boy or the girl?"
Tammy: *Raises arm*
Mrs. McInnes: "Tammy."
Tammy: "It is the man."
Mrs. McInnes: "You seem very sure of your answer, are you certain that it is right?"
Tammy: "Of course, in a relationship, you seldom see the woman do anything wrong. Women look for love and emotion in a relationship whereas a man would only look for sex and outside beauty; what a woman can see in a man is not seen by the man himself in a woman. Although most women tend to fuss over how they look in the mirror, they would do it for one cause = to get men to notice them, why else would they do it?"
Mrs. McInnes: *Nods head* "Poor Ben."

BUT she only says it cos he's the only male in our English Extension class. HAHAHA, but he's sweet though, nice man.

So after English Extension, we have Ancient History! POTTERY! I'm half-way on making my very demented Song Dynasty Vase (Qin Dynasty designing). Hahahaha, the hatching and the coiling.

Ahhh so hard. I'm not very artistic so you know. I was on a table with Julia, Sarah, Oliver and Kurt. And you can only imagine what Oliver and Kurt would be talking about.

Kurt: "OHMYGOD, did you see the episode of Simpsons last night? You know, with Graystone?!?!"
Oliver: "OH YEAAAH MATE. DAMN FXCKING FUNNY AYEEE!!!"
Julia, Sarah and Tammy: *[-______-""]* "Okay."

But pottery was heaps fun. We get to mummify a chicken. DAYUM, I WOULD'VE LIKED IT IF IT WERE A RAT. Poop )):

I wanted to pull its gutz out of its butthole. Now its a chicken. I wonder if we have to pluck its feathers out. Or... I dunno.

After Ancient History Julia and I had SOR with Mr. Bishop cos Mrs. James doesn't work in Wednesday. Mr. Sandy Bishop is DA SHIZZ. He is, omg, best persona of teacher. I swear, he's like. I dunno. Really cool teacher.

Too bad he froths at the mouth and does spittle bombs every second or so when he speaks. OH SIGHHH.

After SOR, we had Admin. ZHOMG. We got our ID cards back, and they purposely ENLARGE the photo so all of us look chubby and FATSO. Well, since I'm already fat I actually looked overly obese. I look so retarded in the photo, and we're not allowed to stick anything over it )):

How am I going to face the world with that effin' hideous photo?! Someone stab me please.

(Gogo Doris is off to work! *Whistles the work song hum*)

After admin, had recess. I didn't do much. I was trying to catch up on sleep and whatever. Bede didn't turn up for admin. And neither did Ryan.

After recess, there was this massively LONG period of English.
Waiting outside the classroom for Mrs. Raftery to come in, I see Ben with red liqorice. Hmmm.

Tammy: "Ben...."
Ben: *Looks at me* "Yeah?"
Tammy: "Can I have one...*points to red liqorice*"
Ben: "Later on."
Tammy: "XD"

I almost died watching the stupid actors of 'The Great Gatsby'. OMG. Robert Redford is like okay in the film but MIA FARROW. Okay someone needs to teach that lady to speak solidly. Serz, she was like airy fairy in the film.

Daisy (Mia Farrow): "Hoh Hnick! Hhhhooow Hare Hyou?"
Tammy: *.______. Looks over to Megan.*
Megan: *Zzzzzzzz*
Tammy: *Looks over to Alex Allenby*
Alex: *Lying on the ground on his tummy and ZZZZZZ a lot. Snoresnore*

Oh man, that was like a bludge period more like actually. Oh well. I did catch up on SOME sleep if Mrs. Raftery would stop talking to me. Asking me questions every TWO seconds.

After English was D&T, I didn't do much. Thomas thought I was Roisin. WAHAHAHA, I was like "Omg if I were Roisin I'd love myself."

Hahahah, I don't love my body. Euwzors. TAMMY'S GOING ON THE LEMON DETOX DIET! :D

To lose 10 kilograms in 5 DAYS. Omg, please I NEED IT.

After D&T, was lunch. One side of the bench was wet so I tried sitting on the other one but it was kinda full so I was like meh, I'll try sitting on the seat. Julia sits on it, stands up and her skirt doesn't have water marks. So I decided to try.

I sit.

I stand.

I look at my skirt.

What do I see?

Water marks. And they're like little DOTS. Omg, I had some disease on my skirt. Hahahah, it was so embarrassing.

And Christian tried kissing me that stinkyass. I was so DISGUSTED. Omg, I wanted to shave off the skin on my neck. EUWWW. Julia has to disinfect it for me.

Omg that guy better stay away from me. He needs deodarant. Sero.

AWW SHUCKX, I walked to the canteen to buy some snakes. Andandand, on the way. I see Ben and I'm like...

Tammy: "Ben! Can I have my red liqorice?"
Ben: "Ohohoh waitwait. *Turns to face lady at the canteen* Here you go, one for you and one for Tammy."
Tammy: "Oh! Thank youuuuuu."

I didn't think he'd buy me liqorice. But he was so nice to buy me one. HEHEX.

So I bought a packet of snakes and left two for him. And Matt almost got to them THE ASS.

After lunch. Maths.

OH SOMEONE SHOULD MAKE MRS. PASKE. TRIP. Her Aboriginal outfit.

O__O

Ahh! Diediedie *splatsplatsplat*

Matt Manahan is glad that Aly is leaving. What a loser.

AYEAYEAYE, I'm tired. Ndru is too K.3.( /\ ). L for S. K. 3. ( /\ ). L

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